if the world's going to be so goddamn small...

...why can't i somehow get connected to some sexy people??????????? SERIOUSLY. why can't some random person i know know a bunch of hotties?? why can't EVERYONE i know just know ONE cutie and i'll be satisfied. i really will be. but nooooOOOOooOOoOOO they just gotta know EACH OTHER instead of cuties. wtf. not cool.